barnumyay:

Phil: I am brave.  Roller coasters? Love ‘em.  Scary movies? I’ve seen Ghostbusters like seven times.  I regularly drive through neighbourhoods that have only recently been gentrified.  So yeah, I’m pretty much not afraid of anything.
Cameron: [arrives at the party as a clown] Hey hey hey everybody quit your clownin’ around that’s my job!
Phil: [to camera] Except clowns.  Never shared that with the fam so shh, do have an image to maintain.  I am not really sure where the fear comes from, my mother says it’s because when I was a kid I found a dead clown in the woods but who knows.

Modern Family 1.09 - “Fizbo”

pasadora:

— Dexter 4x09

I usually don’t like guys wearing pink shirts but it makes Dex look so adorable and innocent. Love it. <3

I love guys in pink. This is precisely why.

fuckyeahschwartzverse

fuckyeahjanuaryjones:

Favourite Betty Moment #4: Confronting Don (3x11 The Gypsy and the Hobo)

Don: I can explain.
Betty: I know. I know you can. You’re a very, very gifted storyteller.

She did an excellent job of emasculating that (ahem…hot) bastard this season.

mexicanachicamia:fuckyeahtvpicspam:

RORY; What are you doing?
JESS; I didn’t know if it was okay to ring or not.
RORY; She’s not here.
JESS; She’s not?
RORY; She’s playing bridge tonight.
JESS; Good. I parked on the street so she wouldn’t see.
RORY; You’re very good at covert ops.
JESS; Years of practice.

Gilmore Girls 6.08 - “Let Me Hear Your Balalaikas Ringing Out”

(via heartwarming)

fuckyeahtvpicspam:(calikalie)

Serena: So, you’ll pick me up at eight?
Dan: You’d really go out with some guy you don’t know?
Serena: Well, you can’t be worse than the guys I do know.

Gossip Girl 1.01 - “Pilot”

When GG was good.

fuckyeahchristinahendricks:

Roger: Joanie, I can’t read your writing.
Joan: It’s perfectly clear … “correspondence”

- Mad Men, 3x13 Shut the Door. Have a Seat
(via magnetical)

captainkirk:angelcondom:merlins:fuckyeahabramsverse:

Rousseau: Il les a tués. Il les a tués tous.
Charlie: What? What is it?
Shannon: “Please help… I’m alone now… on the island alone. Someone please come… the others, they’re dead. It killed them. – It killed them all.”
Sayid: Sixteen years.
Sawyer: What?
Sayid: Sixteen years. Five months. And nine days. That’s the count.
Charlie: The count? What– ?
Boone: You wanna give us a minute here, man? ‘Cause this is–
Sayid: The message. The iterations. It’s a distress call. A mayday. A plea for help. And if the counter’s right, it’s been playing… over and over for sixteen years.
Boone: Someone else was stranded here?
Kate: Maybe someone came for them…
Sawyer: If someone came, why’s it still playing?
Charlie: Guys – where are we?

Lost: 1.02 - Pilot (2)

Probably my favourite Lost moment of all time; so epic. It actually gave me chills!

(via fuckyeahmightyboosh)

THE HITCHER. OMG, I LOVE HIM. And not strangely, I’m quite attracted to him. Wouldn’t mind a good ole rape here and there. :)

pasadora:

— Greek 3x10

Finally caught up and watched the finale of Greek. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO WAIT TILL APRIL FOR MORE?! This show is no longer my guilty pleasure, I have been loving this season. And good lord, Cappie = orgasm after orgasm. And Evan :( I love you too.

pasadora:

CAPPIE: I wanna be with you.
CASEY: I wanna be with you, too.
—
Greek 3x09

Modern Family in Entertainment Weekly

OMG, I am in love with this show. Too funny, especially Phil. :)