Phil: I am brave. Roller coasters? Love ‘em. Scary movies? I’ve seen Ghostbusters like seven times. I regularly drive through neighbourhoods that have only recently been gentrified. So yeah, I’m pretty much not afraid of anything.
Cameron: [arrives at the party as a clown] Hey hey hey everybody quit your clownin’ around that’s my job!
Phil: [to camera] Except clowns. Never shared that with the fam so shh, do have an image to maintain. I am not really sure where the fear comes from, my mother says it’s because when I was a kid I found a dead clown in the woods but who knows.Modern Family 1.09 - “Fizbo”

