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Fan: “I want to know if I can give Ian a kiss.”
Ian: “I’m sorry I didn’t get it…”
Paul: “She wants to know if she can give you a kiss.”
Ian: “A kiss?”
Paul: “I think so. Or keys, maybe she wants keys. Do you want a key? Keys to your apartment, maybe. Keys or Kiss?”
Fan: “Kiss!”
Paul: “Oh, kiss. Alright. To the car or to the apartment?”
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They make it seem like a social issue, like you see someone stand up on a talk show and say, ‘How am I supposed to explain to my child that two men are getting married?’ Eh, I don’t know, it’s your shitty kid, you fucking tell him, why is that anyone else’s problem? Two men are in love but they can’t get married because you don’t want to talk to your ugly child for five fucking minutes?
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Neil Patrick Harris and Ellen Degeneres reenacting “The Social Network”
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Most people think I’m Danny Glover’s son when they meet me. So when they ask, I say ‘No, I’m Crispin Glover’s son.’ Then we stare at each other for a long time.
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FRANCO, YOU FUCKING KEENER. GET OFF MY LAWN.
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Chuck: If I could say something. I for one can fully corroborate Miss Waldorf’s story. She was indeed having an affair with Professor Forrester. I know this because I keep tabs on everyone Blair sees and talks to, due to my insatiable jealousy. Though she did state something to the effect that he didn’t quite satisfy her like I used to.
Blair: It’s true.
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When did these two join the mafia? …not that I’m complaining or anything.
And I feel as though it would be a very majestic mafia too, right? Like…THE SCARLETT MAFIA. And they always wear silk suits in deep hues. With slicked hair. And they only smoke cigars. EASY MONEY & LOOSE WOMEN. I’m already thinking up insignias…! Anyone smell a fanfic?!
