In what ways are you similar to Dexter? (x)
(Source: slacktides)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MCH! Forever MY fave. I used to think us having our birthdays in February and our mutual love for our inner dark passengers (David Fisher and Dexter Morgan? Dude’s got his own passenger IRL, LBR) meant we would one day find each other and collapse into a heated love affair. It’s already full steam ahead in my deluded brain (We’re going on 50!). And one day, oh, we will consummate my darkest dreams. Muahaha. A.K.A. LOVE YOU CARLYLE. <3
(Source: mchdaily)

How is it I can kill people and feel no regret, but disappointing Rita makes me feel like the scum of the earth?
(Source: setfiretotherain-)